Russian Adoption Barbie-Nationality:Also comes in, Guatamalan, Chinese, Korean & newly popular- Ethiopian. (rare collectible-Romanian)Hair color- available in Blonde, Brunette & Redhead. (Warning: Hair is known to turn gray overnite when faced with ever changing adoption laws.NOTE: NOTARY MIDGE SOLD SEPARATELY
Accessories: -Comes with oversized money belt, to be worn under garments (pink only)-Passport sewn onto actual body to eliminate any mishaps while traveling.
-Two pairs of silk long johns (easily hand washed in hotel sink)-three small bottles of sparkling water. (use for brushing teeth, at meals, & refreshment from frazzling MOE visits)-Pink leather briefcase (new slime line design weighs under 2 lbs!) to haul appropriate paperwork.-Diamond studded laptop/DVD player. For emailing pix to IA docs, keeping the forum informed & watching newly released chick flicks (that Ken hates).
-15-20 small assorted GIFTS to show appreciation to the various Drivers, Translators, & Ophanage Directors.(Don't worry she bought enough of the nifty presents to keep some for herself!)- A pink miniature MP 3 player for listening to tunes while en-route. Favorites include: BEACH BOYS, EAGLES, (she's 40+ for goodness sakes!) and MADONNA.(for PMS days, hits include theme from "Flashdance" & best of Celine Dion) Also included, (but seldom used) are books on tape. "THE RULES" a dating guide for today's woman. The Hollywood Diet" in case she over eats out of stress.
-Plenty of smaller bills for tips to the hotel staff for lugging her matching fur trimmed luggage. (she does NOT travel light!) WHAT LIMIT???-Several mini bottles of assorted Rum, Vodka & a light Chardonnay. (all those years as Flight Attendent BArbie came in handy!)-Her custom made pink YOGA MAT (to help ease the stress of having to wait)- Easy Erase DATEBOOK-for planning & canceling & planning & canceling various important events in her life)-A vast supply of Melatonin, CIPRO to keep perky. ( THANKS NURSE BARBIE!)
dizzying array of shoes & boots (this one is for YOU JIMinPA! -a custom ordered map off the internet ( www.MUSTSHOP.com) to all the trendy shopping areas in Moscow. ( now available in 14 additional regions) - plenty of " Powder Puff" soft brand tissues, for the many disappointments & heart brreaks along the way.- One rather plain (she'll get over it) international rental cell phone. Comes pre- programmed for Ken, Skipper, GI-Joe ( hey! gotta keep her options open! ) the nearest nail solon & pizza take out place & of course her agency.
Additional accessories sold separately--Dr Ken who will accompany her to the region for the child's physical-Best Friend Midge who wants to travel with Barbie but cant get the time off.-Her doggie Precious, who isn't allowed on international flights.Made of sturdy USA plastic. Does not melt down easily. Please DO NOT keep away from kids!!!
Accessories: -Comes with oversized money belt, to be worn under garments (pink only)-Passport sewn onto actual body to eliminate any mishaps while traveling.
-Two pairs of silk long johns (easily hand washed in hotel sink)-three small bottles of sparkling water. (use for brushing teeth, at meals, & refreshment from frazzling MOE visits)-Pink leather briefcase (new slime line design weighs under 2 lbs!) to haul appropriate paperwork.-Diamond studded laptop/DVD player. For emailing pix to IA docs, keeping the forum informed & watching newly released chick flicks (that Ken hates).
-15-20 small assorted GIFTS to show appreciation to the various Drivers, Translators, & Ophanage Directors.(Don't worry she bought enough of the nifty presents to keep some for herself!)- A pink miniature MP 3 player for listening to tunes while en-route. Favorites include: BEACH BOYS, EAGLES, (she's 40+ for goodness sakes!) and MADONNA.(for PMS days, hits include theme from "Flashdance" & best of Celine Dion) Also included, (but seldom used) are books on tape. "THE RULES" a dating guide for today's woman. The Hollywood Diet" in case she over eats out of stress.
-Plenty of smaller bills for tips to the hotel staff for lugging her matching fur trimmed luggage. (she does NOT travel light!) WHAT LIMIT???-Several mini bottles of assorted Rum, Vodka & a light Chardonnay. (all those years as Flight Attendent BArbie came in handy!)-Her custom made pink YOGA MAT (to help ease the stress of having to wait)- Easy Erase DATEBOOK-for planning & canceling & planning & canceling various important events in her life)-A vast supply of Melatonin, CIPRO to keep perky. ( THANKS NURSE BARBIE!)
dizzying array of shoes & boots (this one is for YOU JIMinPA! -a custom ordered map off the internet ( www.MUSTSHOP.com) to all the trendy shopping areas in Moscow. ( now available in 14 additional regions) - plenty of " Powder Puff" soft brand tissues, for the many disappointments & heart brreaks along the way.- One rather plain (she'll get over it) international rental cell phone. Comes pre- programmed for Ken, Skipper, GI-Joe ( hey! gotta keep her options open! ) the nearest nail solon & pizza take out place & of course her agency.
Additional accessories sold separately--Dr Ken who will accompany her to the region for the child's physical-Best Friend Midge who wants to travel with Barbie but cant get the time off.-Her doggie Precious, who isn't allowed on international flights.Made of sturdy USA plastic. Does not melt down easily. Please DO NOT keep away from kids!!!
posted by Just. Me. at 4:57 AM
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Oh, my...that's a hoot, Rain!
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