Thursday, September 01, 2005

THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS

OK Im officially done being
CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC!!!
Im now decidedly celebrating in true Rainy fashion!
The mad shopping has reached epic proportions! I have added a furry lime green pillow,
that lights up in 6 (bright but slighly eerie) colors,
to keep her company at night ( or scare her silly).
Every Disney movie known to man, lines her shelves.
These are also home to Barbie's from all walks of life.
There is Russian Barbie ( a cherished gift) Princess Barbie (havent been able to locate her counterpart Pauper Barbie) and of course Photographer Barbie ( INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, she comes in a wheel chair!)

WHAT"S UP WITH THAT??????
like my job is so easy, I could make a un-co-operative baby
chuckle from my perch in a wheel chair?
It could be that since women are still very much the minority
in the photography field, they were trying
to be politically correct & save money
by making her a dual Handicapped Barbie
to kill two birds with one stone???
Can you see me trying to explain all THAT in broken Russian?
"Yes, your mama takes pictures like Barbie..
Wait! dont cry honey! I can still walk!!!!
Maybe I should just give her "Kitchin Bitchin Barbie"?
no, that might suggest that cooking is a good thing ;)
When I was a kid, I had ONE Barbie,
sure she scattered tiny plastic shoes all over the house,
but it was so simple. Hmmn there was one issue
when I made her break up with KEN because
I had a thing for G.I. JOE.
Now even that isn't easy. Have you met the new.
"HI! Im Ken, I'm a FABULOUS iceskater
wanna see me twirl"???
sigh....maybe she will prefer to read instead!!

I have taken off the hot pink tee shirt sheets from her little bed,
& replaced them with new cheery yellow flannel sheets...
which reminds me, did I mention I shall be flying
on an old - foreign plane-( in much need of FAA regulations)
heading into SIBERIA in the middle of winter??????
To Todd, this is reason to entertain the fact
that he could wear a fur lined hat like ARNOLD,
in that submarine movie..
to ME it screams..
"WHAT AM I THINKING????"
Does Benedryl work on adults?
Where are those qualudes
from the 70's when you need them??? <----KID-DING!
Better add " Fear of Flying" to my reading list!
I have been studying the acronyms faithfully,
in an attempt to be prepared for any emotional/ physical problems..
FAS
FAD
RAD
AHAD
ADD
TGIF
BYOB
ugh....

at any rate. I amfinally ready to go ahead
& help plan the wonderful shower
my dear friend Carolyn is planning at the local country club.
What is that Sponge Bob & Patrick always say?
" The higher the pinkie, the fancier you are!" Guess I need to brush up on my manners! How ever do I warrant such great friends?

OK its 47 days & counting til our elusive little Summer has a face!
Keep sending those happy thoughts & emails!

BIG HUGS & GODSPEED go out to our friend WOODCHUCK,
as she flies to Russia this weekend to meet her children!

3 Comments:

Blogger Jim said...

Ah, yes...the Barbie generation several times over is born as we bring these kids home. Perhaps “A-the-older” can have Summer take photos of the Barbie fashions she creates...some thing she was deeply engrosed in just prior to returning to Russia after we gave her some glasses to see better.

At any rate, your 47 days will hopefully pass quickly as you buy your own wardrobe of fur-lined things...hmm...interesting. We’ll be doing the same as our dossier went out...TODAY!

12:30 PM  
Blogger Mike Stephenson said...

We were in Siberia the first week of November and it wasn't too bad. HOWEVER, when we were there in March, it got down to -30 degrees Celsius at nights. Layers layers layers. Our hotel room was so hot that we had to crack a window at night. Unbelievable. But I wouldn't trade that experience for all the gold in... Siberia! :)

Mike

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rain: You'll never forget the trip to the Russian Far East. Take lots of pictures. It made our adventure so special. We somehow knew before we got our referrals that we were going to the Far East. It was G*d's way and we knew. We're thinking of you.

6:24 PM  

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